The more I watch the idiot box, the further I am driven in to madness by the constant barrage of excruciatingly STUPID advertisements for STUPID things.
Like that Sears commercial with the creepy little elf demon womanchild.
What the hell is a "Power Santa"??? Someone who plows through the mall with their hummer at 6 am and stomps over the mutilated corpses of shoppers to buy their bratty kid another HD TV?
No, I'm guessing they're after this type of irritating person:
Also, I hate the music in that commercial. That "BWUUH!" part is like the sound you'd hear in your brain while being smacked in the teeth with a steel beam.
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